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Tuesday, May 28, 2013
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
DIY Apothecary Jar: not for the OCD
What does that basket even say? I don't know, but I must have it. |
At least I think it is marble. It's probably marble right? |
I could MAKE the writing! Yes. Except I didn't really want to, because I'm lazy. So I came home, looked up images of fun apothecary labels, and printed out a few. |
I was inspired by these jars |
Mind you, they didn't look bad, and actually now that I'm looking at them again I might like some of them better, but at the time, I hated them all and wanted nothing to do with them. I'm fickle like that. I actually threw them in the air in a fit of rage. But so, there is nothing like failure to motivate a person, so I decided to make my own.
I found a thin sharpie, because paint wasn't gonna happen. I decided to model it after the third one down in style. I figured this would go in the bathroom to hold cotton balls and the like, and I wanted it to have a fresh feeling, so I decided to write "Tinct. Mentha Piperita," but there is a whole slew of delightful essences and ointments one can choose from if you so desire. The writing part is a bit hard, but keep in mind that imperfections help make it look authentic. I actually tried to make the spacing a bit different and some lines thicker than others.
You can find the website here. |
You can use drams or scruples or whatever sounds weirdest/looks coolest. Mine actually is "A scruple thus," and I have no idea what that means, but (so sorry) frankly my dear, I don't give a dram. (So so sorry, I had to, you see?)
After the first pass, I went over it again with the pen to make it look a solid black, and once that dried, I did what I always do, which is do my best to ruin it. In this case, I wanted it to match the chipped, faded gold rim, so I took a paper towel, dipped it in nail polish remover, and kind of dapped and swiped at it, especially around the writing that I had bunged up (the piperita part). I found it worked best to lightly wet it and then chip at it with my nail. After that, I went around everything with a q-tip to get the smudges off, I wanted you chipped, not smeared, goddam you. But really, my goal was to make it look worn with time and use. It came out pretty well, but still has a few smears I can't reach that will haunt my dreams.
Les voila. |
After that, it is just a coat of sealant and we are done! Not perfect, but I much prefer it to the blank jar, and it will look perfectly lovely displaying my tampons.
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